Morning Erections

What’s the go with morning erections? You’re lying there, minding your own business and sleeping, when next thing you know you’ve pitched a tent. What’s the point? Most of the time you’re not yet awake enough to do anything useful with it, and when the rest of your body has woken up your penis has gone back sleep. It’s like our penises are taunting us. And our unfortunate partners.

Morning erections, you suck.

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